It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
