we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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