Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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