But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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