I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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