Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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