Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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