I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
last night I used snow as a chaser
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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