So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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