just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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