Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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