i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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