I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
