lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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