Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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