I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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