Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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