she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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