he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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