i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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