It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
