I have demons in me.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Randomize
