Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Randomize
