I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
