They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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