Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

Pappa wants mamma naked

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Jerry, you need to find god

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(650): View more from California

Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)

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(586): View more from Michigan

When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.

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(646): View more from New York

I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.

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(562): View more from California

it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Brb crying the tears of my youth

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