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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  all he gave me for my birthday was sperm

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  at least its a homemade gift

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.

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  Bringing families together since 1987

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.

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