super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.