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• (925): View more from California

  you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?

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  No thats like a top 10

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours

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  Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?

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• (714): View more from California

  That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.

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• (818): View more from California

  I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.

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