But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I still have a little drunk in my system
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?