Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Randomize