Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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