the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I see more hoeing in ur future
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