I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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