And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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