There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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