I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?