Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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