Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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