So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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