so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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