Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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