I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I need to stop coming to work sober
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
