Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the day after is always just damage control
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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