yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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