I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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