Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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