Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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