how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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