these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Randomize
