you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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