so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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