have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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