Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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