I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
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its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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