he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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