I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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