when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize