I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think people are normalizing furries
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
