bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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